"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (F)
by: Paolo Sardinas

At first I was planning on calling this the biggest blockbuster of the year. Now, after seeing this vile piece of s**t, that seems like an insult to all blockbusters. Not only is this so called "movie" loud, noisy, over the top, and well noisy. Its just plain stupid.

There really is no way to begin describing what a waste of movie this was. $200 million and they still weren't able to give me something memorable. At a running time of almost 3 hours the movie really makes you wonder. Where are big blockbusters heading?

My first complaint about the movie is the story. They want to eat the sun. What the hell? OK sure all I was expecting to see was things blow up, but still that's no excuse to insult my intelligence.

Second, is it just me or does it seem like they can't make a decent action flick without having some young and very attractive woman run in slow motion across the screen. Sure we all love Megan Fox, well at least us men anyway. But in all reality is there really a reason for her to be in this flick at all.

My third and final complaint is really more of a question than a complaint but I'll give it a shot. Why fill a kids movie with a bunch of sexual content, and two very stereotypical robots. Seriously between the mom getting high, the humping dogs, and John Turtorro hiding below a pair of robot balls. It really makes you question things, don't it?

All in all "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen", is an will be considered one of this years worst. And in the end the positive impact the movie had on me was one question, "How did Megan Fox's pants stay so clean?" F